">15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself
Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
isnt this how gender works?
the great thing about the united states is the fact that theres no official language so if you go into any federal building like the dmv and demand to speak with someone in latin they have to oblige or everyone in the building will be sent to jail
A window library- beautiful.
Jenna Wortham, reporter, New York Times, to Buzzfeed. 39 Pieces Of Advice For Journalists And Writers Of Color.
Buzzfeed asks twenty established writers what advice they’d give to those breaking into the industry.
Here are the questions:
Take courage from wherever you can find it.
I get confused about “needing attention” too, not just because “they’re just doing it for attention” is pretty callous—“they lack a thing so much they put considerable possibly self-destructive effort into getting it, haha that’s pathetic”—but because I think sometimes it’s the side-effect or a means to an end, but never a goal as such? If my goal is to make a friend happy, then I’ll have to make them pay attention to what I’m doing for a while, but the attention isn’t the goal. If I draw something, I might get attention for that, but that wasn’t the goal. Thanks to depression I probably know roughly the feeling, but with that it’s more about validation for doing good things so you kinda have a receipt that proves you’ve got worth, and getting validation for things you haven’t done (or haven’t “earned”?) wouldn’t work for that. Even “you’re only doing this good thing for validation” means “with effort, you can do good things”, which is valuable knowledge.
My usual response to claims that someone is only doing something for attention is to observe that presumably they are in need of attention.
I mean. “You’re only cooking because you’re hungry.” Okay. So does that mean you’re not really cooking?
haha, “you’re only cooking because you’re hungry” is the best response